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Sexy Spotlight: 10 Reviews in 10 (ish) Minutes

Sexy Spotlight: 10 Reviews in 10 (ish) Minutes

July 12, 2019

Featuring: 
Marissa Backlin, co-owner of Love's Sweet Arrow 
Romantically Inclined Reviews
Bitch_with_a_Book 
Bodice Tipplers 
Learning the Tropes 
Too Stupid to Live 
Angela Hart, Book Blogger
After Hours Book Club 
Smart Women Read Romance
Textual Tension
Words and Kisses Club

Details: 
10 Romance Reviews in 10 Minutes... ish. Kelly calls on book bloggers, booktubers, and romance podcasters to share quick reviews of their favorite recent romance reads. 

 

Cathian

Cathian

July 6, 2019

The Novel:
Cathian 

The Author: 
Laurann Dohner

The Noobies: 
Mikaley Osley (@kaleskorner)
Novel Predictions Podcast (@novelprediction)

The Synopsis: 
When Nara Barns and her tiny crew find themselves with a choice between jail or the sex-slave auction block, it’s an easy choice. Especially when they plan to escape their buyers as soon as possible, anyway. Even better, Nara’s buyer wants her for just six days, long enough to get him through his heat until women from his planet can come to his aid. 

Six days and then freedom? Sign her up.

However, Nara’s completely unprepared for the impact Captain Cathian Vellar has on her body. To survive his heat, the Tryleskian must feed—and Nara is his favorite meal. Her body can barely withstand the rapture. Soon, her heart is just as engaged. But enduring the pinnacle of Cathian’s heat he could kill Nara, and he refuses to risk her life.

Hired

Hired

July 5, 2019

The Novel:
Hired

The Author: 
Zoey Castile  

The Noobies: 
Serena Ghazzawi (IG: @serreall)

The Synopsis: 
For a man who makes his living pleasuring women, what happens when the only pay-out worth having is love?

Faith Abigail Charles has always done the right thing. So when her mother runs for mayor of New Orleans, Faith puts her law career on hold to help her win. But when tensions run high, Faith trades one kind of heat for another—in the arms of a hard-bodied stranger. He’s everything a woman dreams of in a lover. So much so that her one-night stand turns into two, then three, then four …

For Aiden Rios, meeting smart, sexy Faith feels like fate. After being ditched by his client in the Big Easy, the high-paid male escort needs a little company himself. Aiden knows he’ll have to come clean about his line of work, and he plans to—right after another taste of Faith’s sweetness—and another and another … Until a chance meeting with his client leaves Aiden exposed—and Faith shocked and hurt. Now the hired hottie must show Faith that the love they share is bigger than the scandal threatening to destroy them …

The Ones Who Got Away

The Ones Who Got Away

June 26, 2019

The Novel:
The Ones Who Got Away

The Author:
Roni Loren

The Noobie:
Chris Sturdy (@cesturdy)

The Synopsis:
It's been twelve years since tragedy struck the senior class of Long Acre High School. Only a few students survived that fateful night—a group the media dubbed The Ones Who Got Away.

Liv Arias thought she'd never return to Long Acre—until a documentary brings her and the other survivors back home. Suddenly her old flame, Finn Dorsey, is closer than ever, and their attraction is still white-hot. When a searing kiss reignites their passion, Liv realizes this rough-around-the-edges cop might be exactly what she needs…

Liv's words cut off as Finn got closer. The man approaching was nothing like the boy she'd known. The bulky football muscles had streamlined into a harder, leaner package and the look in his deep green eyes held no trace of boyish innocence.

Stud: A Smart, Sexy, Romantic Comedy

Stud: A Smart, Sexy, Romantic Comedy

June 15, 2019

The Novel:
Stud

The Author:
Kelly Siskind

The Noobie:
Chris Kim (IG: @lifthungry)

The Synopsis:
A down-to-earth carpenter. A Prada loving personal shopper. 
A Habitat for Humanity project that erects more than walls…...

The word “nail” has so many meanings: 

Ainsley’s manicured nails belong in the Museum of Modern Art.
The fashionista hammers nails at Habitat for Humanity.
She desperately wants to nail Owen Phillips.

Unfortunately, she mistakenly thinks he’s gay.

Owen needs to shed his hellish last few years. Yearning for the simpler things in life, like working with his hands, the finance mogul joins a Habitat build. Turns out he also wants to work over Ainsley Hall…but the confusing bombshell flirts blatantly with other men. 

When Ainsley discovers Owen’s true sexuality, their mutual attraction ignites, but he hasn’t shared details about his past. If Ainsley gets wind of the lies chasing him, it will take more than hammers and nails (and nailing studs) to keep their walls from caving in. 

Faking Ms. Right

Faking Ms. Right

May 31, 2019

The Novel:
Faking Ms. Right

The Author:
Claire Kingsley

The Noobie:
Alicia Cordova (@Alicia_Cordova)
Lieography Podcast (@lieographypod)

The Synopsis:
Everly Dalton is a walking, talking, martini-drinking dating disaster. Forget kissing frogs. She can’t even get past the first date. But at work, she’s a badass—the longest-running assistant billionaire Shepherd Calloway has ever had. Her coworkers wonder how she handles the big bad wolf—and never gets bit.

Shepherd Calloway isn’t interested in being anyone’s sugar daddy. Tired of women who only want him for his money, he swears off dating, determined to focus on running his empire. Until his gold-digging ex hits him where it hurts, putting him in a difficult position.

His solution—to have Everly pose as his live-in girlfriend—is obviously crazy. But the timing is uncanny. It just so happens Everly needs a favor from her boss—a big and awkward one—and this could ensure everyone gets what they want.

Besides, Everly can totally survive a few months of faux romance.

Except there’s a problem. Shepherd is supposed to be a single-minded, unemotional robot boss. Not an actual human with a heart and morning wood. Between the awkward bed-sharing and tingly fake dates, lines are blurring. And as Everly gets to know the real Shepherd, she discovers there’s more to the man behind the bank account.

And faking it gets all too real...

 

Calling It

Calling It

May 30, 2019

The Novel:
Calling It

The Author:
Jen Doyle

The Noobie:
Kelly "Nerdzilla" Mendenhall (@NerdzillaKelly)
A Non Mom Happy Hour Podcast (@NonMomHappyHour)

The Synopsis:
Baseball player Nathan Hawkins needs to get away from Chicago. After a near career-ending car accident and with paparazzi surrounding his penthouse, Nate can only think of one place to go: home. But when he finds his old apartment occupied by a half-naked woman wielding a baseball bat, he's not sure what to think...except that maybe his luck has finally changed for the better.

Librarian Dorie Donelli never thought she'd get to meet her fantasy man in person--much less while she's wearing her bathrobe. To her surprise, her nearly naked run-in with Nate leads to more unclothed encounters. But Dorie is sure their fling is only temporary. As long as she remembers he'll be gone once his life gets back on track, she won't get hurt. In the meantime, she throws herself into enjoying their three weeks together before he has to report for spring training and go back to his old life.

For Nate, being with Dorie is the only time in months that he finds himself smiling. Laughing. And he has no intention of letting that go. He might even befalling in love...if only Dorie will let him say the words. What they have isn't just a dream, but the start of a dream come true.

Sexy Spotlight: Frisky Fanfiction

Sexy Spotlight: Frisky Fanfiction

May 24, 2019

Topics:
Fanfiction Origins & Terminology
Top 20 Fandoms on Fanfiction.net 
Different Types of Fanfic
Abby's Obsession with Supernatural Fanfic 
Most Popular Gay Marvel FanFic Relationships 
Alphas, Betas, and Omegas... OH MY!
Sensual FanFic excerpts (Sorry, Buffy fans...)

Details: 
Kelly plays "Noobie" in this episode as animator and fanfiction expert, Abby Bokun (@l8torgator) schools her on the history and evolution of fanfiction. 

Shoutouts: 
And Then They F#*ked (@andthentheyfked)
Not Now I'm Reading (@NNIRpodcast)
Podcoin

Heartthrob

Heartthrob

May 16, 2019

The Novel:
Heartthrob

The Author:
Robin Bielman

The Noobie:
Nathan Brown (IG: @na_zac)

The Synopsis:
He likes a challenge…

Here’s the deal: I’m the best center fielder in the major leagues. I’m also the guy who cost his team the championship game and acted very unsportsmanlike. So, when the team hires a social media manager to repair the damage to my reputation, I don’t argue. But then I meet Chloe Conrad, and I suddenly understand what people mean when they say they have an instant connection to someone. Which means I’m in serious trouble. Chloe’s a smart, sexy distraction I can’t afford, but one date can’t hurt, right? Only she turns me down. And just like that, it’s game on.

She’s sworn off love…

Finn Auprince is the hottest player in the major leagues. Look up “It Factor” in the dictionary and there’s his handsome face. He’s also my biggest client and I don’t care how easy it is to talk to him or how fun it is to manage his social media accounts, I will not give in to his charms. Then one drunken night, I tell him about my curse: all my previous boyfriends have found their soul mates while dating me. One more heartbreak, and I’ll never recover. But Finn doesn’t believe in curses—he believes in me. Professionally and personally. He sets out to prove the universe isn’t against me, and that his one true love isn’t waiting around the next corner.

The problem is…can we play the game of love and both come out on top?

 

Their Discovery

Their Discovery

May 4, 2019

The Novel:
Their Discovery

The Author:
Rebecca Grace Allen

The Noobie:
Gabby Oloye (@gabbyoo)

The Synopsis:
Samantha Archer's life has hit a wall. Her world is housework, homework and reminding her husband—the biggest kid in the family—to help out at home. Once she felt confident, powerful and sexy, but Brady doesn’t seem to notice her anymore, and now all she feels is invisible.

Brady has tried being the goofy guy who stole Sam’s heart, but it’s not working. He’s losing the woman he loves and doesn’t have a clue how to fix it. He’s keeping his darkest fantasies hidden too, sure they’re not what Sam wants, and his inability to please her cuts him deeper than she knows.

When Sam lands a new job at a law firm, Brady still won’t pick up the slack, and one night giving him orders unexpectedly reignites their missing spark. Sam discovers the Femdomme she didn’t know she was, kindling Brady’s submissive desires.

But while things heat up inside the bedroom, life outside it starts unraveling. Brady's need to call the shots at work complicates his hunger to kneel for his wife, and Sam has longed to experiment in more ways than one. Their exploration of dominance and submission goes a step too far when they invite Sam’s sultry switch coworker into their bed, and the fallout could cost them everything.

Warning: contains a six-foot-five, ex-football player geek and a ballsy, badass redhead who's learning to unleash her inner Domme. Scenes depicting humiliation, pegging and threesomes could disturb, or stimulate a thirst for adventure.