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99 Percent Mine

99 Percent Mine

September 9, 2019

The Novel:
99 Percent Mine

The Author: 
Sally Thorne

The Noobies: 
Amelia Remeta (@ameliaremeta)

The Synopsis:
Crush (n.): a strong and often short-lived infatuation, particularly for someone beyond your reach…

Darcy Barrett has undertaken a global survey of men. She’s travelled the world, and can categorically say that no one measures up to Tom Valeska, whose only flaw is that Darcy’s twin brother Jamie saw him first and claimed him forever as his best friend. Despite Darcy’s best efforts, Tom’s off limits and loyal to her brother, 99%. That’s the problem with finding her dream man at age eight and peaking in her photography career at age twenty—ever since, she’s had to learn to settle for good enough.

When Darcy and Jamie inherit a tumble-down cottage from their grandmother, they’re left with strict instructions to bring it back to its former glory and sell the property. Darcy plans to be in an aisle seat halfway across the ocean as soon as the renovations start, but before she can cut and run, she finds a familiar face on her porch: house-flipper extraordinaire Tom’s arrived, he’s bearing power tools, and he’s single for the first time in almost a decade.

Suddenly Darcy’s considering sticking around to make sure her twin doesn’t ruin the cottage’s inherent magic with his penchant for grey and chrome. She’s definitely not staying because of her new business partner’s tight t-shirts, or that perfect face that's inspiring her to pick up her camera again. Soon sparks are flying—and it’s not the faulty wiring. It turns out one percent of Tom’s heart might not be enough for Darcy anymore. This time around, she’s switching things up. She’s going to make Tom Valeska 99 percent hers.

Ice Cream Lover

Ice Cream Lover

August 29, 2019

The Novel:
Ice Cream Lover  

The Author: 
Jackie Lau 

The Noobies: 
Maddie Conklin (@maddiesaysthis)
2 Blondes (@2blondesandabottle)

The Synopsis: 
I hate ice cream. Ever since my fiancée left me at the altar and skewered me in her bestseller "Embrace Your Inner Ice Cream Sandwich: Finding the Positive You in a World of Negativity," I haven't been able to stomach the stuff.

Unfortunately, my five-year-old niece is a budding foodie and her favorite place in the world is Ginger Scoops, a cutesy Asian ice cream shop. Since I've been looking after my niece a lot lately, I've spent too much time there, sipping black coffee, refusing to eat ice cream, and trying not to look at the owner, Chloe Jenkins. Chloe is obnoxiously cheerful, and I can't stand her.

Naturally, I end up kissing her.

But I've sworn off women after the fiasco with my ex-fiancée, and I'm convinced I'm no good at relationships. Still, with Chloe I'm tempted to do the impossible: give love and ice cream another chance...

Prince of Sin

Prince of Sin

August 8, 2019

The Novel:
Prince of Sin 

The Author: 
Cass Ford 

The Noobies: 
There Will be Porn (@therewillbeprn)
More Banana Podcasts

The Synopsis: 
When savvy gossip vlogger Morgan Sidney gets assigned the breakup of porn's most illustrious couple, she strikes a deal with her boss--if she scores an exclusive, she'll get promoted. So when the famous and flirtatious Prince of Sin offers to fulfill her three wildest sex fantasies, Morgan must decide whether she'll keep things professional or surrender and explore her sensual side. 

As someone who despises the media, why is Chase Prince spending time with a reporter? Clearly, he's intrigued. But can a scorched sinner--and the biggest smut star around--let a fierce civilian enter his domain? 

Prince of Sin takes readers beyond Tinseltown's glossy Hollywood Hills to Silicone Valley--for a behind-the-scenes look at a sometimes bleak, always risqué world.

Smooth Moves

Smooth Moves

July 31, 2019

The Novel:
Smooth Moves

The Author: 
Marie Harte

The Noobies: 
Katie Lynn Stoddard (@dexterdoggie3.0)
What is Love? Short Film (@whatislovemovie)

The Synopsis: 
He may be all brawn
But when it really counts... His heart is all gold

Former Marine Cash Griffith is a brawny beacon for trouble, always finishing a fight that someone else starts. Working at his family's moving company, he does his best to keep a low profile, but he can't help but tangle with the newest employee, Jordan Fleming.

When Jordan joins Vets on the Go! she has her hands full with her new job and her rebellious teenage brother, not to mention going toe to toe with the obnoxious, arrogant, incredibly hot Marine at work. Soon their battles turn to camaraderie, and one kiss leads to a connection neither of them expected. But when dark secrets come to light, will their bond break...or strengthen into a happily-ever-after they desperately desire?

Sexy Spotlight: 10 Reviews in 10 (ish) Minutes

Sexy Spotlight: 10 Reviews in 10 (ish) Minutes

July 12, 2019

Featuring: 
Marissa Backlin, co-owner of Love's Sweet Arrow 
Romantically Inclined Reviews
Bitch_with_a_Book 
Bodice Tipplers 
Learning the Tropes 
Too Stupid to Live 
Angela Hart, Book Blogger
After Hours Book Club 
Smart Women Read Romance
Textual Tension
Words and Kisses Club

Details: 
10 Romance Reviews in 10 Minutes... ish. Kelly calls on book bloggers, booktubers, and romance podcasters to share quick reviews of their favorite recent romance reads. 

 

Cathian

Cathian

July 6, 2019

The Novel:
Cathian 

The Author: 
Laurann Dohner

The Noobies: 
Mikaley Osley (@kaleskorner)
Novel Predictions Podcast (@novelprediction)

The Synopsis: 
When Nara Barns and her tiny crew find themselves with a choice between jail or the sex-slave auction block, it’s an easy choice. Especially when they plan to escape their buyers as soon as possible, anyway. Even better, Nara’s buyer wants her for just six days, long enough to get him through his heat until women from his planet can come to his aid. 

Six days and then freedom? Sign her up.

However, Nara’s completely unprepared for the impact Captain Cathian Vellar has on her body. To survive his heat, the Tryleskian must feed—and Nara is his favorite meal. Her body can barely withstand the rapture. Soon, her heart is just as engaged. But enduring the pinnacle of Cathian’s heat he could kill Nara, and he refuses to risk her life.

Hired

Hired

July 5, 2019

The Novel:
Hired

The Author: 
Zoey Castile  

The Noobies: 
Serena Ghazzawi (IG: @serreall)

The Synopsis: 
For a man who makes his living pleasuring women, what happens when the only pay-out worth having is love?

Faith Abigail Charles has always done the right thing. So when her mother runs for mayor of New Orleans, Faith puts her law career on hold to help her win. But when tensions run high, Faith trades one kind of heat for another—in the arms of a hard-bodied stranger. He’s everything a woman dreams of in a lover. So much so that her one-night stand turns into two, then three, then four …

For Aiden Rios, meeting smart, sexy Faith feels like fate. After being ditched by his client in the Big Easy, the high-paid male escort needs a little company himself. Aiden knows he’ll have to come clean about his line of work, and he plans to—right after another taste of Faith’s sweetness—and another and another … Until a chance meeting with his client leaves Aiden exposed—and Faith shocked and hurt. Now the hired hottie must show Faith that the love they share is bigger than the scandal threatening to destroy them …

The Ones Who Got Away

The Ones Who Got Away

June 26, 2019

The Novel:
The Ones Who Got Away

The Author:
Roni Loren

The Noobie:
Chris Sturdy (@cesturdy)

The Synopsis:
It's been twelve years since tragedy struck the senior class of Long Acre High School. Only a few students survived that fateful night—a group the media dubbed The Ones Who Got Away.

Liv Arias thought she'd never return to Long Acre—until a documentary brings her and the other survivors back home. Suddenly her old flame, Finn Dorsey, is closer than ever, and their attraction is still white-hot. When a searing kiss reignites their passion, Liv realizes this rough-around-the-edges cop might be exactly what she needs…

Liv's words cut off as Finn got closer. The man approaching was nothing like the boy she'd known. The bulky football muscles had streamlined into a harder, leaner package and the look in his deep green eyes held no trace of boyish innocence.

Stud: A Smart, Sexy, Romantic Comedy

Stud: A Smart, Sexy, Romantic Comedy

June 15, 2019

The Novel:
Stud

The Author:
Kelly Siskind

The Noobie:
Chris Kim (IG: @lifthungry)

The Synopsis:
A down-to-earth carpenter. A Prada loving personal shopper. 
A Habitat for Humanity project that erects more than walls…...

The word “nail” has so many meanings: 

Ainsley’s manicured nails belong in the Museum of Modern Art.
The fashionista hammers nails at Habitat for Humanity.
She desperately wants to nail Owen Phillips.

Unfortunately, she mistakenly thinks he’s gay.

Owen needs to shed his hellish last few years. Yearning for the simpler things in life, like working with his hands, the finance mogul joins a Habitat build. Turns out he also wants to work over Ainsley Hall…but the confusing bombshell flirts blatantly with other men. 

When Ainsley discovers Owen’s true sexuality, their mutual attraction ignites, but he hasn’t shared details about his past. If Ainsley gets wind of the lies chasing him, it will take more than hammers and nails (and nailing studs) to keep their walls from caving in. 

Faking Ms. Right

Faking Ms. Right

May 31, 2019

The Novel:
Faking Ms. Right

The Author:
Claire Kingsley

The Noobie:
Alicia Cordova (@Alicia_Cordova)
Lieography Podcast (@lieographypod)

The Synopsis:
Everly Dalton is a walking, talking, martini-drinking dating disaster. Forget kissing frogs. She can’t even get past the first date. But at work, she’s a badass—the longest-running assistant billionaire Shepherd Calloway has ever had. Her coworkers wonder how she handles the big bad wolf—and never gets bit.

Shepherd Calloway isn’t interested in being anyone’s sugar daddy. Tired of women who only want him for his money, he swears off dating, determined to focus on running his empire. Until his gold-digging ex hits him where it hurts, putting him in a difficult position.

His solution—to have Everly pose as his live-in girlfriend—is obviously crazy. But the timing is uncanny. It just so happens Everly needs a favor from her boss—a big and awkward one—and this could ensure everyone gets what they want.

Besides, Everly can totally survive a few months of faux romance.

Except there’s a problem. Shepherd is supposed to be a single-minded, unemotional robot boss. Not an actual human with a heart and morning wood. Between the awkward bed-sharing and tingly fake dates, lines are blurring. And as Everly gets to know the real Shepherd, she discovers there’s more to the man behind the bank account.

And faking it gets all too real...